I drove a cheery Santa Claus sized young Latino male in a fedora to a bar in North Hollywood. He told me he worked on a reality show. I asked for more details. Oh, it’s about terrible tattoos? What’s the worst you’ve ever seen?
His answer: A guy lost a bet in which he had to get something stupid on his arm. Drumroll please…
It was a mailbox with a penis in it. That’s right. A penis.
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